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Ems Demotivational Poster


DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either


TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm
Brillant.
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am
LOL... cool


CAT RULES -


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 cats for this one


Disenchantment -


TAGS: your problems are just beginning
Rating: 4.93/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 16, 2016, 4:03 pm
I thought for a second that it was Boba Fett.
mizzdizz - November 22, 2015, 2:06 am
Yuk-yuk, is that you getting carried away by the brave handsome knight? I'm jealous! 5L


ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!


TAGS: news retail problems
Rating: 4.87/5

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MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:42 am
Ok, you've got me reading and re-reading this poster...sorry don't get it. But then I've never been successful at anything IKEA has made. I usually can't even get the box open...teehee. Thanks for the comment. You new? Drop by the forum and enjoy!
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:44 pm
"...announced it is intentions..." huh? seems like you have an extra character left over after a**embling that sentence. :)
M0rd3kaI - October 14, 2012, 5:55 am
Pop this over at MotoFake please, 5L friggen-A
Iconoclast - September 26, 2012, 3:06 pm
Where are the directions?
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 1:42 pm
Gud 'un, MP!!


PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.


TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:55 pm
As I said on the other one, there's also the little matter of taking the square root of the square, which is the same as taking the absolute value. This could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: burka other people s problems
Rating: 4.17/5

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twill1962 - October 21, 2012, 1:25 am
Ideal Denial has it right. Even though the mass media in this country DOES indoctrinate the girls in this country to dress and behave a certain way, it is still THEIR CHOICE. In most Muslim countries, there is no choice.
GFNeves - April 29, 2011, 6:49 pm
So true man, so true...
Verdeckt - April 28, 2011, 4:59 am
Thanks.. glad you guys liked it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 6:22 pm
Good Point!
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:31 pm
this is a very thought-provoking poster. great job 5L
k386109 - April 27, 2011, 1:26 pm
Right ...as if we in the West don't indoctrinate ( or allow it ) our young females to be annorexically thin, dress like tarts, paint their faces etc., etc., etc. Perspective - good title
Hawamleh - April 27, 2011, 5:34 am
As an arab muslim I totally agree, did u guys know that burkas were originally intended only for the most beautiful of women if they so please to wear them so that they can escape men's lustful eyes, and even then it wasn't intended to cover the face...
IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:17 am
Forgive the poor grammar, its early in the morning here
IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:16 am
The key difference is that most of the clothing choices are exactly that, choices, the burkha is enforced upon the women who in their society are usually indoctrinated from a young age, and do not get to choose what they wear.
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:25 pm
P A S S, as in "mountain pass", "pass" a test", and so on. There is a brain-dead suit in there, somewhere. Yes, that is redundant.
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:24 pm
...pass... What is with the misspelling??
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:23 pm
But... But... "airbrushing, plastic surgery, and unrealistic standards" are PROFITABLE, and thereby receive a free pass!
forseti - April 26, 2011, 12:47 pm
this is awesome!! 5 lions


Mens Nite Out -


TAGS: 3 men at the bar gal problems sorry mr gary
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:41 pm
BTW: Kids, don't go looking for you parents p***o stash... J-J-Just-Just don't!
NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:37 pm
The story of "Three Men & a 'Lady'"...
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:35 pm
Thanks crotchety! Glad you enjoyed it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2015, 5:25 pm
Dang! Lol
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:23 am
Sorry Mr.Gary...you HAVE to read the fine print on any contract. Lifetime membership no refunds after the 1st 30 days. You clicked the yes I have read all the rules just to get in here? I'll save ya a seat in hell, right next to me at the bar, cheers ;)
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:12 am
I'm a frickin' bar keep, not a therapist...no patient/therapist confidentiality clause.
rerun - July 20, 2014, 7:52 pm

I thought I told that story in confidence
GaryO - July 20, 2014, 10:35 am
‘3 men’ has taken a definite upswing! I can rest in the fact that these guys will be in good hands when I retire.
MissPriss - July 18, 2014, 11:19 pm
Thanks, glad you liked it! GaryO and the 3 guys at the bar...not so much.
Bandit5906 - July 18, 2014, 4:24 pm
Priceless!


AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.


TAGS: god jesus stones problems why bigger picture
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
Ah, apologetics in me***horic form. Gotta love it.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 9:47 pm
The f***ing truth... Luv it. 5 Ls
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:25 am
I love this place, I can laugh my a** off and be mortified all in the same breath. Thanks manic, porcelina, sean and Ag
manicbranic - November 17, 2009, 9:43 am
soooo..... rocks are no good against zombies now?
Porcelina - November 15, 2009, 7:59 am
OMG, AG, really, Sean put it best.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
LMAO!
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Uhmmm ... ewwwww. (That includes the pun.)
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:11 am
It's a flavor savior.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Does this poster also mean that to be a good Christian you have to sport of molester-stache?
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
Your avatar doesn't seem to be suffering at all... so, I'm good with it. The personality side, hell... like any italiang girls I've ever known... any day of the month.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
yeah, blood, cramps and pimples. :) it's cute.
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:22 pm
I fail to see why not. It's charming.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
..... I just shouldn't go on this site when I'm PMSing.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm
It's "creator" notwithstanding, this WAS irony, right?
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:54 am
Awesome. 5L
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:38 am
Hilarious. Well done.


ROSES ARE RED - violets are blue in Soviet Russia poem writes you


TAGS: soviet poems
Rating: 4.45/5

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Bartimaeus - July 28, 2010, 9:41 pm
Yeah, I really like this one.
DLM4 - July 28, 2010, 8:47 pm
thank you
pzykosiz - July 28, 2010, 8:12 pm
nice spin on the soviet russia jokes


IMMIGRATION POLICY -


TAGS: immigration policy nativeamerican problems justsay n
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.


TOUGH CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: first world problems gameboy calendar
Rating: 4.8/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2013, 6:55 pm
I feel sorry for these children. Not having a video game console. First world problems is trying to stay afloat while helping these poor people.
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm
Is it a tough childhood if you never make it to adulthood? Or just a tough life?
GaryO - April 12, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yup, quite refreshing, Cave. Always a delight to see yer art.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2012, 5:58 pm

fav'd and fived. flawless


DILEMA -


TAGS: a revolver solves all problems
Rating: 4.32/5

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LordRamoth - March 20, 2013, 8:30 am
*Dilemma
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 11:01 am
You have to reload. ;) Indeed, this is how I feel when browsing elsewhere... :P
GySgt1811 - June 13, 2011, 11:55 am
;)
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:40 am
Sweet... Love the pic.
mariand - June 10, 2011, 3:52 am
cool5... I wonder whats happening after using more than a bullet for solving one problem...


OLD GERMAN PROVERB - We can't choose what happens to us in life, but we can choose how we deal with it.




YOU CAME HERE TO PICK UP OUR DAUGHTERS? - Seems legit. Come on girls show's in an hour.


TAGS: seems legit
Rating: 4.18/5

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carebear - March 28, 2012, 12:58 pm
(carebear BANNED)


INDECISION -


TAGS: indecision choose guess problems
Rating: 3.19/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:19 am
I'm sorry, but I can't find the duplicate that's being plagiarised. Do you have the link, or the tag that brings up the duplicate? I personally like this one, and give it 4L's.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 10:37 am
Plagiarism is a no no on motifake. This should be deleted.


Dear Math -


TAGS: math problems kids solutions therapists
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2013, 11:55 am
Thanks for the vote dawg.
spacedog - November 11, 2013, 9:30 pm
Nice. 5...er....five.


MATH PROBLEMS -


TAGS: math problems solution
Rating: 3.81/5

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nettimato - May 3, 2010, 5:13 am
misspelling, eh?


Math -


TAGS: problems math one them
Rating: 4.87/5

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Krickit - April 17, 2013, 4:19 am
Okay now that's just plain Fin funny


EVERY PATH - has it's puddles


TAGS: everyone has problems
Rating: 4.81/5

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Alphareign - May 17, 2012, 4:54 pm
http://www.earth-house.com/assets/images/autogen/a_SDC14372_Joplin_missouri_tornado_aftermath_by_Joy_Prier.jpg Even the first world has its problems!
Z-Bob - May 11, 2011, 3:08 pm
Is that Hayden Christensen in the 3rd panel?
lukenukem - May 11, 2011, 12:10 am
We lost tech support, no wonder it's down.
Liamdurf - May 9, 2011, 11:05 pm
Not the server! Nooooooooo!!!


DON'T TEST PEOPLE FOR DRUGS -


TAGS: there are more important problems with society
Rating: 4.41/5

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Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:17 pm
Aren't all those things drugs too?


VIOLENCE -




PROBLEMS -




ROUTINE -


TAGS: bad seems good sad hammy
Rating: 4.69/5

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Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 2:08 pm
hmm Ill think about it, thanks airman.
Airman - November 18, 2010, 5:54 pm
nice. You should make your little box guy into your avatar!
spacedog - November 18, 2010, 5:31 pm
5L
Hawamleh - November 18, 2010, 9:41 am
thanks guys
5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 12:47 am
I love your little box guy!
Reality Lord - November 17, 2010, 11:39 pm

5L dude. another of yours fav'd. it kinda leaves me suicidal....nice.


EPIPHANY -


TAGS: yet unfortunatley people love themselves too much to giv eit all up hammy
Rating: 4.6/5

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Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:18 am
Thank You
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:43 am
those who seek happiness must first learn contentment. whatever. 5L hammy
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 4:54 am

solid 5.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 7:09 pm
Perfectly safe Actually
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:54 pm

is is safe or PM conversation?
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:50 pm
You really Want To know ?
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:48 pm

baby aspirin & OJ? should I even ask?
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:42 pm
I Amaze Even Myself sometimes... Oh Who Am I Kidding, baby aspirin And Orange Juice here I Come
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:42 pm
Nice Save Hammy
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:41 pm
Well At Least You get the Idea, And Also the second Implied Idea. (No One Is Perfect)
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:39 pm

sadly, once is is posted it is here to stay unless you have a really great reason. Spelling does not count as a reason...if it did I would delete about 1/2 of mine.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:37 pm
I Know This Is A Lot To Ask, But can You Delete This...So I Can Repost Without spelling Errors. And Thanks For the Lions And, Special thanks To You rerun :D
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 6:24 pm
Lose. 5L
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:22 pm

maybe your best to date


THE WORLD IS NOT POLLUTED ENOUGH FOR US -




LOUIS VITTON - Seems Legit




DRINKING - Someone is always encouraging the masses to forget about their problems and stay drunk as hell.


TAGS: beer drinking drunk problems
Rating: 3.5/5

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steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 5:46 pm
And for that, they have my undying gratitude...


FAMILY PROBLEMS - are the root of all confusion


TAGS: family problems wife daughter and father
Rating: 3/5

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shmoe13 - January 19, 2011, 6:29 am
d*** thats all i can say


ALWAYS REMEMBER THOSE BRAVE SOULS -




FREE LIP PIERCING - Seems legit to me, what do you think Mr. Worm ?




HIDDEN CAM IN THE BATHING CABIN -




GERMANS - They do VERY LITTLE, but they do it well!


TAGS: red obama hillary 08 libs dems fag homo lemon
Rating: 2.7/5

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uriel - January 30, 2011, 2:54 pm
Her name is "küss mich oder ich brech dir die Knochen" (kiss me or I gonne breake your bones)
Barry forton - January 2, 2009, 8:01 am
Her name Is Du'Barry.
pro - December 16, 2008, 12:26 am
Her name is Heinz.
Renee Pussman - December 15, 2008, 11:29 am
What is this girls name?
Eddie - November 18, 2008, 3:29 pm
Has we walk the fields of gold...
babba - October 26, 2008, 5:03 pm
yeah, proud to be a German!!! And, no, they're not called Nicole often. Nicole ist rare, somehow.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:57 pm
Everyone knows that you would stick it in her a** if you had the chance. I know I would.
frog - September 15, 2008, 12:37 pm
@ ME ... very polite you bastard... you´re the freakin nazi!
m - August 15, 2008, 4:58 pm
she doesn´t look so very little to me...or did you mean "one of the very few Germans", dumbass?
Broken Wrist - July 5, 2008, 11:59 pm
I'd love to bang her in that field. Oh man....to bad my wrist is broken ;_;
ME - June 19, 2008, 2:54 pm
One of the very little germans that are worth living.
Johnny - June 10, 2008, 4:05 pm
Germans girls ; they're often named 'Nicole'.


BAD ADVICE -




Ralph Waldo Emmerson -




TURN OVER -




MODERATING IT S A BIATCH! -




FEAR -




LOL - "It is better to laugh about your problems than to cry about them."




C -




"STRAZ" - Is that his last-name? ....nice...




FIRST RESPONDER - Well, You don't eexpect us, to respond on an EMPTY STOMACHE Do YOU!


TAGS: new york city police department fire department ems paramedics
Rating: 1.64/5

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agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 11:11 am
FDNY deserves a rest (and a snack) anytime they want.


THOUGH MARRIED FOR YEARS, IT FEELS LIKE 10 MINUTES... - ...10 minutes under water!


TAGS: marriage problems are no fun
Rating: 4.64/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:40 pm
10 mn sounds about right if you include the f5replay :)
TrueGrave - February 12, 2012, 10:55 am
(HUG)


DILEMAS -


TAGS: laugh at your problems
Rating: 4.58/5

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Verdeckt - July 5, 2011, 6:10 am
In truth, I did have a dilemma, I wasn't sure if it was supposed to be part of the joke. It was awesome regardless.
Reality Lord - July 4, 2011, 2:10 pm

dude you just keep getting better and better. shame the spelling nazi's are about to ra** you....again. (....p'ssst...tried to take some of the heat for you....notice the "s on nazis...lolz"
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 1:57 pm
well you get what I mean
Verdeckt - July 4, 2011, 7:03 am
You mean Dilemma.. I wasn't sure I should tell you.. BWAHAHAHAHAHA


BIGGER PROBLEMS - You look at this and think it’s either half full, or half empty. I look at this and think, 'if i get up now to get another beer, someone's gonna take my seat'




APATHY -


TAGS: apathy whatevs meh problems pzy
Rating: 3.8/5

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SINNER75 - April 12, 2011, 7:26 pm
If you could care less then that means that you do care, even if it is a small amount. if you couldn't care less then you don't care at all. :)
SINNER75 - April 12, 2011, 7:24 pm
^^^my thoughts exactly
MPsniper - April 12, 2011, 5:06 am
so you "could" care less?... or you "couldnt" care less?


EVERYONE IGNORES ME! - I SAID, everyone ignores me!




TOKENS OF YOUR AFFECTION - $12.99 Flowers, $5.99 candy, and a ten-line, hand-written poem... You really have taken the demonstration of true love to the limit, Don Juan...




IT'S A BRICK - Because your problems mean much to us




F i s h i n g s t o r i e s -


TAGS: fishing stories sabotage seems fishy to me silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 25, 2013, 9:33 am
Well, now….wunner who the weird uncle might be…….note to self; put clothes back on when Motifaking.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2013, 11:07 pm
Am I the son?...I wanna be the son, those old guys are weird...
Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 10:01 pm

Praise from rerun, Moo+ and GaryO... that's like the father, son and weird uncle of the Moti-Network. Thanks guys, glad you like it.
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 9:16 pm
Presto. Motifaketastic!
rerun - September 23, 2013, 7:42 pm

This is what it is all about.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2013, 5:47 pm
Very cool. 5L


Enlightenment -


TAGS: mosquito solve problems without violence
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 10:33 pm
5LMAO.....


Robin Williams will be missed -




local immigration services -




Comparison -




THE DIVORCED MAN'S LAMENT - My shack is a very very very nice shack with no kids in the yard and I thought back then that life was hard...


TAGS: divorce husbands problems
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - April 26, 2016, 12:40 am
Well what better way to spend your retirement? A little elbow grease and you can move right in. Glad your missus enjoyed it lol
OldIrish - April 25, 2016, 6:05 pm
I laughed pretty hard with this one. When my wife came to investigate, she said: "Laughing at your future residence, huh?"
MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 2:33 am
I'll have to pass along the compliment to the ex BA HA HA!
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 11:18 pm
Nice one, MP. Actually I love the looks of that place. It’s got more soul in its porch than many a McMansion I’ve been in.


SOLVE FOR "X" -




unconscionable moron -


TAGS: moron parents have children barren women cry themselves to sleep
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - August 20, 2013, 9:39 pm
Damm, cynic, my dad did that to me over the bear pit at the Portland zoo…early ‘50s. The bears were like, ‘really?’, rather intense…true story


DETECTION -


TAGS: cancer mri chemotherapy radiation seems legit
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 11:55 pm
Me too. Not detecting an A1 though.
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:18 pm
All of a sudden I have detected within me a subliminal hankerin’ for a T-bone steak


Rubik's Cube -




that first world problem -


TAGS: apps phone cellular update first world problems
Rating: 4.71/5

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demon001 - July 26, 2014, 12:06 am
akkor végre ideje!
Bolverk3778 - December 17, 2013, 2:51 pm
Only a problem if you have lumbered yourself with a 'Smartphone'.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 12:29 am
Or hutsese.
JesusWept - December 15, 2013, 12:41 pm
Could be worse. Like Klingon or something hehe. L L L L L


Men must be Men -


TAGS: men joking about themselves is attractive according to survey
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 6, 2013, 11:15 am
"...for, according to our mother, you're our father, and that's good enough for us."


RESOLUTION -




FINISHED -


TAGS: fire problems resolve
Rating: 4.63/5

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Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:39 am

n8ice. greeny try some different font types to add variety and impact to your stuff. getting there dude.


RONSART -


TAGS: man we all have problems some days
Rating: 4.32/5

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Airman - March 24, 2010, 7:03 pm
Nice Cap'n.
spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:45 pm
Very nice tribute Cpn, 5Ls.
Bovee - March 24, 2010, 5:09 pm
great tribute. but i dont think Ron gets drawers block.
Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 5:04 pm
AMSOME!! I had the same general idea for this and couldn't put it together, well done CPN. 5L


pickle jar? -


TAGS: pickle jars give women problems
Rating: 4.29/5

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Bullridinwenck - April 22, 2013, 2:51 pm
yall can see she is just hiding her arms behind her and her man is behind her flexing
Greeny - April 17, 2013, 5:26 pm
Like Dean Martin said: "I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 3:11 pm
S-o-o-o, does she have arms at all, or is she holding onto something?
EmilioDumphque - April 17, 2013, 2:35 pm
I predict bruises on some lucky man's loins.


SHOEHOLICS MAGAZINE - For the Pretentious Simpleton Who Has No Real Problems


TAGS: shoes magazine problems pretentious alcoholics
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 8:39 pm
Doesn't surprise me. Lol!
CloudchaserS - September 26, 2012, 12:14 pm
Legend has it that Imelda Marcos was the first subscriber


NEVER MOTIVATE -




Hoo Boy -


TAGS: kids facing world problems
Rating: 4/5

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lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 3:32 pm

LOL!~~
Greeny - December 26, 2013, 1:09 pm
I liked my search words better...


MOOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: hmm there seems to be a beverage missing maybe the missus will go to the liquor barn for me
Rating: 3.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 20, 2009, 9:21 pm
ru ytrinhg to saaaaay Ima alkoholik??? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz5.


I COULD USE A LITTLE OF THAT -




GRATITUDE -


TAGS: hey i kid the repubs dems too
Rating: 3.08/5

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Sean - April 8, 2009, 8:53 pm
I did this strictly in good natured jest, you right wing fascist Hannity loving bastards! And I promise that my next political one will be at the expense of the Dumbocrats. Bye.


FORESIGHT - IT'S HARD TO -


TAGS: pills thumbs problems
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:58 pm
Very well done. 5L


SECURITY -


TAGS: this is a re upload the other seems to have disappeared sept 12 pets
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 12:03 pm
You shouldn't drink water from my bowl... my brother drank water from my bowl once... once.


Delegating -


TAGS: problems passed run down workplace
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 22, 2016, 6:16 pm
Dawgonnit...a 5!
maoworks2 - January 22, 2016, 1:48 pm
You Got It !
concern3 - January 22, 2016, 5:14 am
You nailed it a 5er
Greeny - January 21, 2016, 9:06 pm
As low at it goes - 5
Reality Lord - January 21, 2016, 7:45 pm

BADA BING LOVE THI5


Quila Kitty Says -


TAGS: problems booze milk water solution
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:18 am
I told you I have shares in Nabob right? Thanks for the vote dizz.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:40 am
Miss Priss, you b1tch! You made me choke on my coffee again! 5 lions laughing so hard it hurts!!!
MissPriss - December 25, 2014, 2:51 am
Purrfect! Thanks Thedge.
Thedge - December 25, 2014, 1:10 am
True that !


BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH -


TAGS: blue screen of death computer problems with apologies to rerun
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 16, 2015, 11:44 pm
LOL! Haven't seen this on ComPewter 2---YET!! seen the green screen of confusion and stubbornness, the throbbing window/black screen of can't it up and going (Viagra/coffee screen) and the black screen of utter chaos---- 5L!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 15, 2015, 11:45 am
I only get a black 5creen now. Probably because the darn thing won't power up anymore.
rerun - October 11, 2015, 7:40 pm

I still need to buy a new laptop. Using a very very old one now. Sad part, I cannot even get the blue screen anymore.


AMBIDEXTROUS -


TAGS: ambidextrous problems
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 18, 2015, 2:45 pm
Thx, JW!
JesusWept - June 18, 2015, 7:05 am
Brilliant! 5.


THE LAST TIME I WAS SOMEBODY'S TYPE, I WAS DONATING BLOOD -


TAGS: single problems
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 26, 2016, 2:36 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Because you typed 'a negative' instead of 'A negative' you changed the meaning a wee bit... nice double entandre! ^!
MissPriss - October 26, 2016, 1:24 pm
Woes me... I'm a negative type to boot :~(
mizzdizz - October 25, 2016, 10:07 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - October 25, 2016, 7:57 am
Great, UP yours


You know its monday when... -




Smile -




A man and his horse -




You know you're driving too slow -


TAGS: slow driver problems
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 5, 2015, 12:10 pm
Glad you're enjoying today's efforts! Thanks Cern!
concern3 - December 5, 2015, 11:15 am
you're on a roll miss b***er


Temptation -


TAGS: ems crew laughed and laughed
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 31, 2015, 2:50 am
BWAHAHAHAHA! Who needs nitrous? If I'm already going 45 mph, I'll be triple digits when I hit it! I need hi m to drag the bottom though. I can only lift tire about 14 inches.....car's full CA. street legal. Daily driver n all that. 5 LOL lions!


espresso 7/2/17 calendar challenge -


TAGS: ems coffee during full moon
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 3, 2017, 12:55 pm
Thanks, Cern!, chuckle,chuckle...
concern3 - July 3, 2017, 5:09 am
I like my coffee but d*** girl, UP yours
mizzdizz - July 3, 2017, 2:45 am
It certainly carries a punch!
Silverheart - July 2, 2017, 11:47 pm

Is That coffee strong enough?


small misunderstanding -


TAGS: winter problems
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 12, 2016, 8:56 pm
oopsie!
lgvernon - March 12, 2016, 7:58 pm

I had a cat that stood on his hind legs a lot. Unfortunately, he stood up under a car...


ALGEBRA -




Mizz Dizz make-up makeover -




I -




redheads -




locker room pranks -




emergency medicine -




Friday -


TAGS: fridays seems so far between
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 28, 2014, 5:54 pm
uh, do you happen to have a fresh respirator tank? Just need a hit....two...six maybe
Thedge - November 28, 2014, 12:18 pm
Hey! Ya'll get your own room, or at least let me have a place to lay down !
mizzdizz - November 28, 2014, 11:34 am
Okay Gary, Reeeeaaaally big hugs for you too! LOL!
GaryO - November 25, 2014, 10:15 pm
Do I hafta GET THE HOSE??!! SHEEEESH
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 9:58 pm
What is this? Hugg-a-trois? Okay..here we go! BIIIIIIGGGGGG 3-way hugg! LOL!
Thedge - November 25, 2014, 9:43 am
Ewwwwwwwwww... get a room. :{> (beard & moustache)
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:58 am
Jealous? Here's a really biiiig hug for you too Steve! LOL!!
steve1961 - November 24, 2014, 6:00 pm
Ewwwwww...get a room. ;-)
mizzdizz - November 24, 2014, 5:42 pm
biiiig huggs right back atcha Edgeman!
Thedge - November 24, 2014, 10:53 am
She is pretty one, no doubt. Peace be with you, MizzDizz. Huggs.
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 10:54 am
And its only Sunday . . . Gonna be a looong week! Nice combo Edge!


go see a magician -




Morning hair -


TAGS: universal problems
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 18, 2016, 11:51 pm
Hahahaha, sorry to hear that Cern! I bet you're still a success with ladies by making them laugh! Thanks!
concern3 - March 18, 2016, 7:32 pm
Oh, you're having a bad hair day? Well I'm having a bad face life. UP yours


Hi honey! -


TAGS: soccer mom problems
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 3, 2016, 11:12 am
Thanks, Cern! I wasn't sure how many would get it!
concern3 - December 31, 2015, 5:08 am
funny a 5er


Math -




Problems -


TAGS: problems depression
Rating: 4.78/5

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mizzdizz - December 13, 2015, 4:13 am
Daaaaark, very well done, but daaaaarrrrk! 5 goth lions, JW! Of course I LUV it!


HOUSEKEEPING -




College -




HIGH HUMIDITY -




OMG! -


TAGS: brain left right problems discoveries
Rating: 4.5/5

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mizzdizz - January 26, 2015, 5:22 am
Oh Priss! You gave me a fabulous ab workout with that one! 5 L


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